THE GIANT BOOB CATASTROPHE!

Oct. 18th—

Shoot me now! I went out with my girlfriend last night. What a nightmare! What was I thinking??? My first night out as single and I went out with Miss Jugs U.S.A! And did I mention she is ten years younger?? I never should have let her talk me into going out, but when you just separate from someone you're vulnerable. And the sleeze-bags she attracted, Oye-veh! Needless to say they stared at her breasts the whole time they talked to her. I was pretty much invisible.  Which, it turns out, was fine...

But when after a couple drinks she got on the bar and started doing a strip tease to “Let Me Entertain You,” I knew I was in big trouble.  Let's just say the Bathroom Attendant and I became great friends.