Dec. 12th-
Turns
out "James the doctor" was a Proctologist! And to make matters worse
all he talked about was colon, rectum and anus disorders.
We didn't make it to dinner, no surprise. When he was still talking about hemorrhoids the size of califlower lumps after an hour into our date, I decided it was time to go.
But he did manage to ask me one question before I escaped. Had I ever had a Colonoscopy?
We didn't make it to dinner, no surprise. When he was still talking about hemorrhoids the size of califlower lumps after an hour into our date, I decided it was time to go.
But he did manage to ask me one question before I escaped. Had I ever had a Colonoscopy?
Dating in the Middle Ages Rule #2
NEVER, EVER, GO ON A DATE WITH SOMEONE RECOMMENDED BY A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND!
No comments:
Post a Comment