Saturday

FIVE WORST THINGS TO SAY TO YOUR (MALE) DATE

Never, ever say these things to your date:

1.  Your hands look really small.
2.  Is that your real hair?
3.  You might want to wipe the shine from the
    top your head.

4.  What kind of car do you drive?
5.  How much money do you make?


What are the five worse things you can think of???

2 comments:

Leslie said...

I'll have the lobster...

Anonymous said...

I had a date a couple of months ago with a dude that was missing one of his front teeth. I had to ask what happened, although it would have been more polite of me to pretend I never noticed.